Ladyriot, formed in 2005, are a classic Australian Rock band.
They don't have a bass player, and can't be arsed to find one.
Their songs were recorded live, and pissed, at their first and only ever gig. unfortunately, after the second song, LadyRiot drummer, L.T Smash, spontaneously combusted on stage.
Since his departure, band members Max Riffs and Gary Belter believe that the drummer has been reincarnated in the form of a small child, who bares the same name.
The band is not willing to put in any hard work or significant effort. They are, however, willing to sign lucrative contracts based on first impressions.